Dear pervy, older guy -

If you are going to try to be cool as you check me out after my workout/run (while I am a sweaty mess) by yelling “hook ‘em horns” because I am wearing my UT hat, please do not throw up the ‘Hang Loose’ gesture. That is not remotely correct.  Congratulations, you are now a super douche.

Annoyed and creeped out,

Robin